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phalloblog:

spockitlockitdropit:

I got yelled at by an sjw for not wanting to get bottom surgery
Like yeah sorry I don’t want a blob for a dick that I have to pump to get hard and be uncomfortable and have it be pretty much useless
Sorry for wanting to keep my vagina and have a…

Alright so lemme just explain what was going on in this post??? My only interaction with someone who’s has phyloplasty is throughly disappointed with his penis. IN HIS WORDS “it’s fucking useless. It doesn’t even look like a dick just like a tube of skin hanging off my pelvis. Fucking erections don’t feel good they just feel uncomfortable? Idk if that’s just me but it’s just a weird pressure and like sex is just uncomfortable. Don’t do it man unless u want to be scarred to fuck and have a blob dick”
That was his interpretation of his post op penis and really besides google images my only frame of reference.
Not trying to say they’re all like that at all, it’s just a fear of mine that I’d end up in the same boat.
And I’ve done hours and hours of reserve into bottom surgery and I know a decent amount. I’m really sorry if I offended anybody but JFC it was a personal post I wrote under a fuck ton of stress.
Try maybe asking why I said what I did next time instead of insulting me

vinegod:

How to get out of saying the “L” word by Victory Brinker

thewanderlustlibrarian:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Reblog for “Robeneros”

newfie problems:

forgetting that other people dot use the word b’y and dont understand that “yes b“‘y” is a sarcastic yes/meaning no and “no b’y” is pretty much “no duh”

skookumthesamoyed:

SKOOKUM is very nervous about this Henry Gale / Ben Linus situation on Lost!

robotmango:

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

monster mashing questions

  • ghost: what would you like on your tombstone?
  • dracula: are you afraid of aging? or death?
  • nosferatu: what, as a child, did you imagine went bump in the night?
  • creature from the black lagoon: what's your favorite place to go for a break? (eg vacation spot or comforting place, book, etc)
  • godzilla: what do you do when you are angry? are you ever destructive?
  • frankenstein's monster: when you fall apart, what pulls you back together?
  • the blob: do you collect anything? if so, what & why?
  • zombie: when was the last time you trusted your gut? was it successful?
  • mothra: what is something dangerous that attracts or fascinates you?
  • king kong: what are some questionable choices you've made lately?
  • alien: what is your strangest feature?
  • 50 ft woman: what is your most prominent strength?
  • witch: if you could magically change anything about yourself right now, what would it be and why?
  • cthulhu: do you like the ocean? why or why not?
  • nessie: have you ever felt invisible to people -- the feeling of not existing?
  • mutant spider: what is one of your biggest fears?
  • werewolf: if you could change into any nonhuman animal and back at will, what animal would you change into and why?
  • freddy kreuger: what is one of your worst nightmares?
  • jason voorhees: do you feel you are laughed at often? do you laugh at other people? if so, in what situations?
  • golem: if you could make up an imaginary friend, what would they be like and why?
  • leprechaun: what is your "pot of gold" (or white whale, if you'd rather)
  • sharktopus: what is something you've done that was ridiculous or a bad decision?
  • mummy: would you like to ever have children? why or why not?
  • robot: what is a habit you do without thinking?

shawskankredemption:

Bruce Banner’s first line is one of reassurance and calm and then he crouches down so he can be on the young girl’s level so he’s less intimidating and will be able to help GODDDD HELP ME I LOVE BRUCE BANNER HE IS A DARLING

tonight sure was a interesting swim through the lake of stupidity

phantom-quantum asked: Dude, let it go. I think she needs help. Or her parents to cut her internet connection for a couple years, perhaps. Tumblr changes people when used intensively, I guess.

phantom-quantum:

spockitlockitdropit:

that was the last ask i was planning on sending. She is clearly incapable of having an actual intellectual or adult conversation and not worth the effort.

Right though? I honestly get worried for these tucute people lk,e do you honestly think this way or is this simply the “internet you” because its worrying.

People like this really need to spend some time in the real world, away form tumblr and the internet in general.

Honestly i think i was on the path of becoming an sjw, but because of something that happened, my access to he internet was taken for almost a year and honestly? I’m better for it. 

I completely get your point. Getting away from tumblr makes you realize how far some people can go… It’s like a very ugly version of the teenage years crisis. More hate, more blaming others for your own problems… Sometimes I show these to friends who don’t have Tumblr and they’re like “it has become some sort of a sect”. I hate to admit it but if you remove the monetary part it is, indeed, a self-absorbed sect.
I’m sorry for the way she insulted you. :/

oh no man dont even worry about it. insults from people like her dont phase me

phantom-quantum asked: Dude, let it go. I think she needs help. Or her parents to cut her internet connection for a couple years, perhaps. Tumblr changes people when used intensively, I guess.

that was the last ask i was planning on sending. She is clearly incapable of having an actual intellectual or adult conversation and not worth the effort.

Right though? I honestly get worried for these tucute people lk,e do you honestly think this way or is this simply the “internet you” because its worrying.

People like this really need to spend some time in the real world, away form tumblr and the internet in general.

Honestly i think i was on the path of becoming an sjw, but because of something that happened, my access to he internet was taken for almost a year and honestly? I’m better for it. 

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